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BEST OF: Funniest jokes, hugot about Halalan 2016
BEST OF: Funniest jokes, hugot about Halalan 2016
ABS-CBN News
Published May 11, 2016 07:24 PM PHT
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Updated May 12, 2016 05:24 PM PHT

MANILA - After weeks of anticipation, the Philippine national elections commenced and played out like many expected, based on the surveys.
MANILA - After weeks of anticipation, the Philippine national elections commenced and played out like many expected, based on the surveys.
One by one, the rivals of Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte conceded as the frontrunner built an insurmountable lead. In fact, the lead up to the presidential race proved to be more heated and intense than the actual results.
One by one, the rivals of Davao City Mayor Rodrigo Duterte conceded as the frontrunner built an insurmountable lead. In fact, the lead up to the presidential race proved to be more heated and intense than the actual results.
Prior to Monday, Duterte's opponents went into all-out attack mode and threw feisty accusations to dissuade his supporters before they cast their votes. It proved unsuccessful and Duterte, instead of venting his anger, called for unity as he prepares to succeed President Benigno Aquino III.
Prior to Monday, Duterte's opponents went into all-out attack mode and threw feisty accusations to dissuade his supporters before they cast their votes. It proved unsuccessful and Duterte, instead of venting his anger, called for unity as he prepares to succeed President Benigno Aquino III.
It was a different story in the vice presidential race, however. After being overtaken, the camp of Senator Ferdinand "Bongbong" Marcos Jr. voiced out allegations of cheating. It did little to calm his supporters, who are now calling for a recount should Liberal Party bet Leni Robredo defeat Marcos.
It was a different story in the vice presidential race, however. After being overtaken, the camp of Senator Ferdinand "Bongbong" Marcos Jr. voiced out allegations of cheating. It did little to calm his supporters, who are now calling for a recount should Liberal Party bet Leni Robredo defeat Marcos.
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Luckily, Filipino netizens are around to rain down some humor on the fiery political battle. Many took the controversies of the otherwise clean elections and made them funny, like they always do in times of difficulties. Here are just some of the best from Twitter:
Luckily, Filipino netizens are around to rain down some humor on the fiery political battle. Many took the controversies of the otherwise clean elections and made them funny, like they always do in times of difficulties. Here are just some of the best from Twitter:
Duterte: Ah basta! Uuwi ka ng 1am!
Us: Ma, ooooh. Si Papa!
Leni: Rody. Hayaan mong mag enjoy ang mga bata. Uwi ka ng 2am.
😂 #LabanLeni
— Benggadora (@Benggadora08) May 9, 2016
Duterte: Ah basta! Uuwi ka ng 1am!
— Benggadora (@Benggadora08) May 9, 2016
Us: Ma, ooooh. Si Papa!
Leni: Rody. Hayaan mong mag enjoy ang mga bata. Uwi ka ng 2am.
😂 #LabanLeni
Pramis yan ha!😂 #OrganizedCrime pic.twitter.com/yeA0mvcz89
— Bogart the Explorer (@BogartDexplorer) May 10, 2016
Pramis yan ha!😂 #OrganizedCrime pic.twitter.com/yeA0mvcz89
— Bogart the Explorer (@BogartDexplorer) May 10, 2016
Clearance sale na ang mga drugs run. 70% all items! Hahahaha. CHANGE IS COMING!!! 👊🏻
— Paul Garciano™ (@paulgarciano) May 9, 2016
Clearance sale na ang mga drugs run. 70% all items! Hahahaha. CHANGE IS COMING!!! 👊🏻
— Paul Garciano™ (@paulgarciano) May 9, 2016
Change is coming daw so mukang pagpapalit mo nanaman ako
— Joyce Pring (@joycepring) May 10, 2016
Change is coming daw so mukang pagpapalit mo nanaman ako
— Joyce Pring (@joycepring) May 10, 2016
Change is coming daw but my feelings for you will never change. #HalalanHugot
— Mario (@maryooow) May 10, 2016
Change is coming daw but my feelings for you will never change. #HalalanHugot
— Mario (@maryooow) May 10, 2016
#NoToBBM #YesToViber
Tanga pala eh no
— Danah Pascual (@DanahPascual) May 9, 2016
#NoToBBM #YesToViber
— Danah Pascual (@DanahPascual) May 9, 2016
Tanga pala eh no
du30-leni would be a nice tandem. please lord, #LabanLeni. pic.twitter.com/6zy3IXqqxn
— ✨ Bee. ✨ (@bombeenate) May 10, 2016
du30-leni would be a nice tandem. please lord, #LabanLeni. pic.twitter.com/6zy3IXqqxn
— ✨ Bee. ✨ (@bombeenate) May 10, 2016
Away kayo nang away, nagmamahalan naman pala si Bong at Leni. pic.twitter.com/z3XTSoF4h5
— Kuya Jobert (@SiKuyaJobert) May 10, 2016
Away kayo nang away, nagmamahalan naman pala si Bong at Leni. pic.twitter.com/z3XTSoF4h5
— Kuya Jobert (@SiKuyaJobert) May 10, 2016
Pwede bang i-extend ang curfew Mr. President? Pwede 2:30 para sounds #DU30?
— Mark Genovaña (@iammarkonius) May 10, 2016
Pwede bang i-extend ang curfew Mr. President? Pwede 2:30 para sounds #DU30?
— Mark Genovaña (@iammarkonius) May 10, 2016
Nagreact ka sa 1:00 AM curfew eh hindi ka nga pinapayagang gumala ng nanay mo. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 11, 2016
Nagreact ka sa 1:00 AM curfew eh hindi ka nga pinapayagang gumala ng nanay mo. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 11, 2016
unofficial tally pero ang sakit sakit na. Parang kayo, hindi pa official pero nasasaktan ka na
— Valencia (@yoshamundo) May 9, 2016
unofficial tally pero ang sakit sakit na. Parang kayo, hindi pa official pero nasasaktan ka na
— Valencia (@yoshamundo) May 9, 2016
When sexy actress and comedienne Ethel Booba has the best quips about the elections and the candidates.
When sexy actress and comedienne Ethel Booba has the best quips about the elections and the candidates.
Ipasa ang Anti Dynasty Bill, FOI Bill at Anti-Epal Bill. Infer dati electic at water bill lang ang alam ko. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 11, 2016
Ipasa ang Anti Dynasty Bill, FOI Bill at Anti-Epal Bill. Infer dati electic at water bill lang ang alam ko. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 11, 2016
#BOOBAtanteReport: Senior Citizen na bumoto kay Jejomar Binay hindi na ikinagulat na overpriced cake ng Goldilocks ang nasa resibo. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 9, 2016
#BOOBAtanteReport: Senior Citizen na bumoto kay Jejomar Binay hindi na ikinagulat na overpriced cake ng Goldilocks ang nasa resibo. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 9, 2016
#BOOBAtanteReport: OFW binoto si Grace Poe pero lumabas sa resibo ay Hillary Clinton. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 9, 2016
#BOOBAtanteReport: OFW binoto si Grace Poe pero lumabas sa resibo ay Hillary Clinton. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 9, 2016
#BOOBAtanteReport: Taga-Tacloban binoto si Mar Roxas pero list ng bansang nagdonate para sa Yolanda victims ang lumabas sa resibo. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 9, 2016
#BOOBAtanteReport: Taga-Tacloban binoto si Mar Roxas pero list ng bansang nagdonate para sa Yolanda victims ang lumabas sa resibo. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 9, 2016
#BOOBAtanteReport: First time voter na basta nalang nagshade ng balota, nagulat sa resibo niya na may Roy Señeres palang kandidato. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 9, 2016
#BOOBAtanteReport: First time voter na basta nalang nagshade ng balota, nagulat sa resibo niya na may Roy Señeres palang kandidato. Charot!
— Ethel Booba (@IamEthylGabison) May 9, 2016
For those who love puns.
For those who love puns.
Gagawa si pacquiao ng bill. Save by the bill
— Divino Dayacap (@Hey_Divine) May 9, 2016
Gagawa si pacquiao ng bill. Save by the bill
— Divino Dayacap (@Hey_Divine) May 9, 2016
First order of business ni Du30 sa Malacanang ay ipagbawal ang kape. My gahd, I hate mugs.
— Kimiko Beltran (@KimikoBeltran) May 10, 2016
First order of business ni Du30 sa Malacanang ay ipagbawal ang kape. My gahd, I hate mugs.
— Kimiko Beltran (@KimikoBeltran) May 10, 2016
pahabol!#phvote pic.twitter.com/342XuzCha5
— wansa puna taym (@wansapunataym) May 9, 2016
pahabol!#phvote pic.twitter.com/342XuzCha5
— wansa puna taym (@wansapunataym) May 9, 2016
— PAPA P. (@icanbeyourErO) May 9, 2016
— PAPA P. (@icanbeyourErO) May 9, 2016
Nuns live incumbent. https://t.co/5TbBQiwJch
— JAC ✈ (@jacunanan) May 10, 2016
Nuns live incumbent. https://t.co/5TbBQiwJch
— JAC ✈ (@jacunanan) May 10, 2016
For those looking to for a break from the cheating allegations.
For those looking to for a break from the cheating allegations.
Na Bongbong Marcos ka na ba? Yung natulog ka lang saglit tapos paggising mo pinalitan ka na.
— Kuya Jobert (@SiKuyaJobert) May 10, 2016
Na Bongbong Marcos ka na ba? Yung natulog ka lang saglit tapos paggising mo pinalitan ka na.
— Kuya Jobert (@SiKuyaJobert) May 10, 2016
*Me praying for a wider gap between Leni and BBM* #LabanLeni pic.twitter.com/5Eqw11M57Y
— Alfonso Manalastas (@alfonsaurus_rex) May 9, 2016
*Me praying for a wider gap between Leni and BBM* #LabanLeni pic.twitter.com/5Eqw11M57Y
— Alfonso Manalastas (@alfonsaurus_rex) May 9, 2016
Bongbong right now probably: pic.twitter.com/CJEL25IlI2
— Brienne of Globe (@Watdahel_Marcel) May 9, 2016
Bongbong right now probably: pic.twitter.com/CJEL25IlI2
— Brienne of Globe (@Watdahel_Marcel) May 9, 2016
Best, most accurate meme to come out of this election cycle. #LabanLeni! 💛 pic.twitter.com/GNQG4qK672
— Ceej Tantengco (@ceejtheday) May 10, 2016
Best, most accurate meme to come out of this election cycle. #LabanLeni! 💛 pic.twitter.com/GNQG4qK672
— Ceej Tantengco (@ceejtheday) May 10, 2016
Hoping and praying! #LabanLeni pic.twitter.com/nQDgppdWkM
— SAAB (@saabmagalona) May 10, 2016
Hoping and praying! #LabanLeni pic.twitter.com/nQDgppdWkM
— SAAB (@saabmagalona) May 10, 2016
#LabanLenny 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0TBUIqQenC
— Francine Prieto (@NorWEIRDgian) May 10, 2016
#LabanLenny 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/0TBUIqQenC
— Francine Prieto (@NorWEIRDgian) May 10, 2016
#habolLeni 🚶🏻#takboLeni 🏃🏻#langoyLeni 🏊🏻#bikeLeni 🚴🏻#sagwanLeni 🚣🏻#skiLeni ⛷#hatawmoLeni 🏌#kabayuhinmoLeni 🏇#lipadLeni 🚀
— Dale (@DaleSwifty) May 9, 2016
#habolLeni 🚶🏻#takboLeni 🏃🏻#langoyLeni 🏊🏻#bikeLeni 🚴🏻#sagwanLeni 🚣🏻#skiLeni ⛷#hatawmoLeni 🏌#kabayuhinmoLeni 🏇#lipadLeni 🚀
— Dale (@DaleSwifty) May 9, 2016
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